Far Cry 3
A pair of bickering siblings teaches six self-absorbed tourists to reconnect with nature.
Mark of the Ninja
A tattoo addict turns contract killer in order to feed his insatiable habit.
Age of Empires 2
The earth's mightiest nations are all founded within earshot of one another. They fight.
Pokmon
Bloodthirsty teens force local wildlife into servitude, conduct animal fight club.
FTL
An interstellar HR department attempts to maintain high standards in the face of bitter competition, hostile takeovers.
XCOM: Enemy Unknown
A savage alien species attacks earth; believes in waiting its turn.
MLB: The Show
A group of sentient baseballs must return to their home planet, a big-swinging batter obliges.
Katamari Damacy
An ambitious prince crushes hordes of humans into a writhing, nightmare ball in order to impress his father.
Pushmo/ Pullblox
A cruel professor entombs scores of children inside of his plush climbing frame puzzles.
Plants vs. Zombies
The Last of Us: The Beginning.
Final Fantasy 14's funniest speedrunning beef continues as runner who lost a world record to its original champ in just 1 day returns, beats record, is promptly dethroned again
Sony finally managed to pry Final Fantasy 7 away from Nintendo thanks to a "schmoozer" of a former employee who hung out with Square Enix executives at his parties, according to one former PlayStation boss
