50 video games explained really badly
BioShock
Highly suggestible tourist murders swathes of addicts in a swanky undersea fish bowl.
Lemmings
Architect tests structural integrity via cruel death march.
The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
Albino warrior attempts to clear his name of 'kingslaying' by standing next to several kings as they're slain.
Worms
Second earth-based life form to develop weapons tech conducts a bitter civil war.
Dead Space
Late-arriving man runs into a spot of bother while searching for his unpredictable girlfriend.
Mirror's Edge
Someone really good at parkour attempts to outrun a group of people who are also really good at parkour.
Shadow of the Colossus
Teenage adrenaline junkie attempts to impress his beau by riding a set of irate rock monsters, rodeo-style.
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Journey
A highly evolved Jawa tries to escape Tatooine; ends up on Hoth.
Tekken
Corporate mogul organises a martial arts tourney in order to kick seven bells out of his family.
Limbo
A young Tim Burton's morning commute.

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