What would the original 151 Pokemon taste like?

Omastar (#139)

Escargo--OH GOD LOOK AT ITS FACE IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL.

Kabuto (#140)

Though the Kabuto themselves are likely meatless (like the horseshoe crabs they're sort of based on), we imagine that rich people would scoop out whatever mush and grossness was inside and using the shell to serve different dishes.

Kabutops (#141)

That's more like it. When Kabuto evolves it gets some meaty-looking parts, and we're thinking it likely has some lobster-like flavors inside those sharp carapaces.

Aerodactyl (#142)

That old hot dog you left in the back of your car for 20 million years.

Snorlax (#143)

Like the fatty part of a really, really, really fatty steak.

Articuno (#144)

Somewhat turkey-like, but with a cool, minty flavor.

Zapdos (#145)

Somewhat turkey-like, but with a tangy lemon flavor.

Moltres (#146)

Somewhat turkey-like, but with a spicy cinnamony flavor.

Dratini (#147)

Dragon fruit.

Dragonair (#148)

Meatier dragon fruit.

Hollander Cooper

Hollander Cooper was the Lead Features Editor of 12DOVE between 2011 and 2014. After that lengthy stint managing GR's editorial calendar he moved behind the curtain and into the video game industry itself, working as social media manager for EA and as a communications lead at Riot Games. Hollander is currently stationed at Apple as an organic social lead for the App Store and Apple Arcade.