What would the original 151 Pokemon taste like?
Gotta eat 'em all!
Magikarp (#129)
Magikarp are difficult to prepare, as their scales are extremely strong, though once they've been descaled and gutted the meat tastes similar to salmon. Many speculate that Magikarp are actually one of the most-eaten fish-type Pokemon, since they show up just about everywhere.
Gyarados (#130)
Two gyros.
Lapras (#131)
Whale-like - which, as anyone who has eaten whale can tell you, is absolutely delightful. It's like a weird mix between a nice, rare steak and seared tuna. If you haven't had it yet, we highly recommend you try it if ever given the chance - it's legal in some countries, including Japan, Norway, Iceland, and the Arctic, where whale hunting is strictly regulated.
Ditto (#132)
Chicken.
Eevee (#133)
Tofu.
Vaporeon (#134)
Blueberry tofu.
Jolteon (#135)
Copper-flavored tofu.
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Flareon (#136)
Cherry tofu.
Porygon (#137)
The internet.
Omanyte (#138)
Escargot.
Hollander Cooper was the Lead Features Editor of 12DOVE between 2011 and 2014. After that lengthy stint managing GR's editorial calendar he moved behind the curtain and into the video game industry itself, working as social media manager for EA and as a communications lead at Riot Games. Hollander is currently stationed at Apple as an organic social lead for the App Store and Apple Arcade.