What would the original 151 Pokemon taste like?
Gotta eat 'em all!
Staryu (#120)
Nilla Wafer.
Starmie (#121)
Necco Wafer.
Mr Mime (#122)
Face paint and ChapStick.
Missingno. (sn )
i*sn 't. i*sn 't. Oi, no it* i*sn 't. Oi, no it* i*sn 't. Oi, no it* i*sn 't. Oi, no it* i*sn 't. Oi, no it* i*sn 't. Oi, no it* i*sn 't.
Scyther (#123)
Sour apple Jolly Rancher outside, light, fluffy nougat inside.
Jynx (#124)
Lipstick, satin, and an old, musty wig.
Electabuzz (#125)
No flavor at all. The electrical shocks running through the meat (which we're going to assume is a pale white) would cause the food to simply taste like vibrations.
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Magmar (#126)
No flavor at all. The fiery pulses running through the meat (which we're going to assume is pure black) would cause the food to simply taste like burning.
Pinsir (#127)
Milk chocolate with white chocolate pincers.
Tauros (#128)
Beef. Just regular ol' beef.
Hollander Cooper was the Lead Features Editor of 12DOVE between 2011 and 2014. After that lengthy stint managing GR's editorial calendar he moved behind the curtain and into the video game industry itself, working as social media manager for EA and as a communications lead at Riot Games. Hollander is currently stationed at Apple as an organic social lead for the App Store and Apple Arcade.