What would the original 151 Pokemon taste like?

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Gotta eat 'em all!

Shellder (#90)

Clam, except a clam that judges you as you pry open its shell and scoop out its salty innards.

Cloyster (#91)

All the taste of the oyster with all of the awkwardness of a lobster's cold, dead eyes staring at you while you try to eat it.

Ghastly (#92)

Black licorice.

Haunter (#93)

Fennel.

Gengar (#94)

Absinthe, but unlike regular absinthe it's impossible to sweeten or water down. Pour it through sugar cubes all you want - it's still going to be the most bitter thing ever.

Onix (#95)

Rocks. Literally rocks - there's no meat in this guy.

Drowzee (#96)

Chocolate-covered banana. Seriously, you guys, Drowzee taste SO GOOD.

Hypno (#97)

Also fairly delicious, Hypno would have a banana taste topped with some whipped cream. It even comes with its own doughnut!

Krabby (#98)

Crab. Just... regular crab.

Kingler (#99)

King crab.

Hollander Cooper
Hollander Cooper

Hollander Cooper was the Lead Features Editor of 12DOVE between 2011 and 2014. After that lengthy stint managing GR's editorial calendar he moved behind the curtain and into the video game industry itself, working as social media manager for EA and as a communications lead at Riot Games. Hollander is currently stationed at Apple as an organic social lead for the App Store and Apple Arcade. 

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