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From the relent less goon squad who churned out Scary/Date/Epic/ Disaster Movie comes this fish in a barrel skewering of the Twilight Saga.
You know the drill already: a moody teenage girl (Jenn Proske) torn between two suitors, one a vampire (Matt Lanter’s Edward Sullen), the other a werewolf (Chris Riggi’s Jacob).
You can probably guess the rest, too: creaky pop-culture gags, silly smut and pratfalls, pratfalls, pratfalls.
It’s marginally sharper than the likes of Meet The Spartans – yes, that good – but essentially as tatty as a porn parody, without all the best bits.
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