Ultimate Mario Party 8 guide
Everything you could want to know and more
Cardiators
Our least favorite game. Pull random cards that do random damage. You have no control and it takes forever
Cardiators
Our least favorite game. Pull random cards that do random damage. You have no control and it takes forever
-No strategy here. If you can teach your cat to hit buttons, go have a snack and/or a cigarette.
Chump Rope
One player twirls a jump rope, while the other three flick their remote Up to hop dutifully for 15 seconds.
-If you’re manning the jump rope, change up your swing speed.
-If you’re on the bouncy end, never jump before you see the rope hit the ground.
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Cosmic Slalom
Pilot a rocket sled down a space tunnel all the way to the finish
-Don’t use up your boost up too quickly. Save it for when you’re about to collide with a gate. Instead of slowing you down, you’ll burst right through it
Crank to Rank
Not a pro drug statement. Move a hand crank to raise a flag to full mast.
Keep a consistent motion.Let those others flail their arms- for you, it’s all in the wrist. The end is a nice little tribute to the original Super Mario Bros.
Crops ‘n’ Robbers
Two players work together, one playing the whack-a-mole assassin, the other pulling up carrots.
-Work together, if at all possible. The person on mole duty should be whacking away andclearing paths for the carrot puller.
-The farmer pulls as many vegetables as he/she can get to beforeneedin atrail blazed. There should be more than enough carrots to pull before a single mole is bashed.
Cut from the Team
Cut strings, some of which will spring you of a cliff. Last man standing wins.
-No strategy whatsoever. Make peace with your God and cut away.
Eyebrawl
Remember those eyeballs from Mario 64? Spin your cursor aroundto get them dizzy the fastest
-Bigger eyes require bigger circles
-Don’t change the direction of your spin.