John_Coates
Latest articles by John_Coates
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SPRay review
By John_Coates published
A vomit-based game that’s only slightly more fun than actually puking
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Mushroom Men: The Spore Wars review
By John_Coates published
Gorgeous on the outside, but not all that substantial
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Mushroom Men: Rise of the Fungi review
By John_Coates published
A succulent 'shroom still makes a better entree than an action hero
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Bleach: Dark Souls review
By John_Coates published
The best fighting game on DS comes from one of the most beloved developers on Earth
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Guitar Hero On Tour: Decades review
By John_Coates published
More portable guitar heroics for those with iron wrists and a need for portable rock
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Skate It review
By John_Coates published
Blame it on the rain, or in this case, the earthquake
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Singstar Country review
By John_Coates published
The PS2's leading karaoke franchise finally puts on its big hat
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Lost in Blue: Shipwrecked review
By John_Coates published
An island adventure that could have been charming if it wasn't so tedious
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Order Up! review
By John_Coates published
Tired of cooking just for mama? Try feeding several restaurants full of big eaters
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Hellboy: The Science of Evil review
By John_Coates published
Bland brawler comes to close to delivering actual Hell on Earth
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Hellboy: The Science of Evil review
By John_Coates published
Bland brawler comes to close to delivering actual Hell on Earth
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Etrian Odyssey II: Heroes of Lagaard review
By John_Coates published
Bring patience, a cartographer's heart, and a big bloody sword, and you'll escape this dungeon crawler alive
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Atari Classics Evolved review
By John_Coates published
Sometimes, a caveman is better than a futurian - especially when it comes to historic video games
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Space Giraffe - Xbox LIVE Arcade review
By John_Coates published
The perfect arcade shooter... for 1% of the population