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Viking: Battle of Asgard
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With virtually nothing to distinguish it from the glut of chesty hack-n-slashers (Conan, Beowulf, Heavenly Sword, Fury, Circle of Doom, we're not sure what's motivating Sega to get behind Viking: Battle of Asgard (admit it, you thought of "Ass-guard" too.) Perhaps they're hoping to tap into the Led Zeppelin-rocking, Norse Mythology PhD-holding, velvet Boris Vallejo-owning, Heavy Metal-collecting crowd whose insatiable appetites have driven nations since time immemorial to the brink of war. Now if you'll excuse us, we have to go grow out our hair and pierce something tender before Brutal Legend (link) drops.

With virtually nothing to distinguish it from the glut of chesty hack-n-slashers (Conan, Beowulf, Heavenly Sword, Fury, Circle of Doom, we're not sure what's motivating Sega to get behind Viking: Battle of Asgard (admit it, you thought of "Ass-guard" too.) Perhaps they're hoping to tap into the Led Zeppelin-rocking, Norse Mythology PhD-holding, velvet Boris Vallejo-owning, Heavy Metal-collecting crowd whose insatiable appetites have driven nations since time immemorial to the brink of war. Now if you'll excuse us, we have to go grow out our hair and pierce something tender before Brutal Legend (link) drops.