Trailer Trash
We decontaminate this week's game trailers
Soldier of Fortune: Payback
News|Previews|Screens|Movies
The voiceover for the new Soldier of Fortune: Payback trailer sounds like a generic job posting up until the point where the cornball macho narrator explains that "pansy-ass pussies need not apply." If you're an overly aggressive male whose ballsack weighs more than your brain, this just might be the job for you. The repetitive low-angle shot of a grizzly merc (Vince Vaughn crossed with Frank from Dead Rising) running and shooting an oversized assault rifle doesn't do much to show what gameplay is like - for that you'll need to hit theMovies tab and find our "CUSTOM gameplay" footage -but one thing is certain. Activision must be insane to release SoF: Payback in this crowded holiday season, especially when they're already putting out a little game named Call of Duty 4. Maybe Call of Duty 4 is for all the pansy-ass pussies out there, while all the real men will be playing Soldier of Fortune: Payback ortaunting Iraqi children.
The voiceover for the new Soldier of Fortune: Payback trailer sounds like a generic job posting up until the point where the cornball macho narrator explains that "pansy-ass pussies need not apply." If you're an overly aggressive male whose ballsack weighs more than your brain, this just might be the job for you. The repetitive low-angle shot of a grizzly merc (Vince Vaughn crossed with Frank from Dead Rising) running and shooting an oversized assault rifle doesn't do much to show what gameplay is like - for that you'll need to hit theMovies tab and find our "CUSTOM gameplay" footage -but one thing is certain. Activision must be insane to release SoF: Payback in this crowded holiday season, especially when they're already putting out a little game named Call of Duty 4. Maybe Call of Duty 4 is for all the pansy-ass pussies out there, while all the real men will be playing Soldier of Fortune: Payback ortaunting Iraqi children.
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