The Top 7... Maddest British old-school games
And you thought Japanese game design was weird? Ha!
Howmad is it?
Crazy like a Dali painting. You know that whole “Can games be art?” debate that’s become fashionable in recent years (Answer: Of course they can. Don’t be stupid)? The one spurred on by Clive Barker and games like Braid and Flower? Forget all that piffle. The first art game came in 1985, and was released on the ZX Spectrum and Commodore 64.
As much a multimedia art project as a game, Deus Ex Machinais all about the sensory experience, with only limited player input. Whatmakes it awesome though,is the ingenius way it achieves that on the Spectrum,a machine thatcan barely manage multiple colours, let alone multiple media.The experience is spreadover two tapes; one to load the game and the other to play the soundtrack on a stereo. Both contain a countdown which allows the player to synch up the 8-bit visuals with the studio-produced audio in order to create an overall experience we’d never seen in a video game format before its release.
With a professional synth soundtrack and the most English voice cast one could ever hope to collect, in the shape of flamboyant Doctor Who Jon Pertwee, camp comedian Frankie Howerd and New Wave musician Ian Dury, Deus Ex Machinais beyond strange, but utterly compulsive with it. Maybe it's self-indulgent. It mightcertainly bepretentious to some. But nothing like it had ever been done at the time, and very little like it has ever been done since.
How did they sell this lunacy?
Bald computer chicks. The kids just couldn't get enough of them in the ‘80s.
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