The Top 7... Games you don't want this holiday
Lumps of coal are better than these utterly disappointing gifts
Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (DS, PC)
Sometimes silence is golden. Unlike Jeff Foxworthy and the worthless guests on the game show, Are You Smarter Than a5th Grader?, coal will never torture you with a joke about howyou might be a redneckor let it slip that it doesn’t knowhow many feet are in yard.
Winning doesn’t say much about your intelligence, as it only proves that you’re smarter than a fifth grader, but getting an answer wrong only leads to shame by demonstrating how utterly stupid you are. The person who got you this either finds Jeff Foxworthy entertaining or thinks that you do. In either case, you should do everything in your power to sever all relations with this gift giver as soon as possible.
Below: If you think that Europe is a country, you might learn something from the game version of this television show
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