The Top 7... badass old folks
And why they'd be the most awesome grandparents in the world
Age: Over 100 at death
Unleashing wrinkly whupass in: Metal Gear Solid 3
Born way back in the 1860s, The End was the sagely old master of sniping. Having spent a very long lifetime perfecting his art, his body became perfectly adapted to the process of long-range skull popping. He could even photosynthesise just like plants do in order to stay in position for weeks at a time. Presumably his beard and scalp also formed perfect camouflage amongst small bushes and modestly sized boulders.
If he was your Grandad:
If he was your Grandad:
If he was your Grandad:
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