Warning: This feature contains major spoilers for Game of Thrones season 6 episode 2. If you haven't seen it yet, please turn away now because we don't want to spoil it for you.
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Below are some of the most ridiculous reactions to Jon Snow's resurrection I have ever seen on Twitter (and it's my job to watch you lot react to TV shows). From fans proclaiming the bastard as their Lord and saviour, to those adamant his reanimation is the best thing to happen to them ever (EVER!), we think some people might need to cut back on their Game of Thrones viewing for a while.
When Jon Snow makes you start a new religion...
Me going door to door tonight: Excuse me, ma'am, but have you heard about our risen Lord Commander and savior, Jon Snow?May 2, 2016
When you need a more active social life...
Jon Snow coming back to life was the best thing to happen to me in yearsMay 2, 2016
When your relatives need to understand boundaries...
My grandmom just texted me saying she would bang Jon snow on her dining room table. Goodbye.May 2, 2016
When you're still not over Harry Potter...
Jon Snow is risen but Fred Weasley is still dead. #BattleOfHogwarts18May 2, 2016
When you died because Jon Snow died...
Jon Snow's gasp gave me life 😫May 2, 2016
When even sleeping you needs more Jon Snow...
So apparently I woke up at 5am and yelled " #JonSnow is not dead" and went back to sleep. @GameOfThronesMay 2, 2016
When killing children is suddenly ok...
Excited for next Sunday. Jon Snow has to put Ollie to death. Good. That kid deserves to die.May 2, 2016
When you think you might actually be Jon Snow...
My dog perks up when I wake up like Ghost did. So I might be Jon Snow. Or dead on the inside. Probably dead on the inside.May 2, 2016
When you think Jon Snow is Obama...
Jon Snow's campaign has a new lease on life but will face questions about his eligibility until he produces a long-form birth certificate.May 2, 2016
When killing children is suddenly ok (again)...
[door slams shut]Jon Snow: Hello, Ollie. Ollie: [trembling] You-u-uJon Snow: Know nothing? I know how to stab a kid.[Jon stabs Ollie]May 2, 2016
