Strippers Vs Werewolves review

Freddy meets Hollyoaks meets Emmerdale meets The Bill

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Freddy meets Hollyoaks meets Emmerdale meets The Bill in this cheap-as-chips horror mash-up, featuring TV’s finest – and Robert Englund, in a pointless five-minute cameo.

Cockney lycans go nose-to-knockers with dancing girls in a London nightclub; the script’s very funny but with the exception of the charismatic Simon Phillips (as a nerdy vampire hunter), none of the actors seem to realise they’re in a comedy.

Shame, as with better casting/plot/direction/effects and a bigger budget, this could just about have been the UK’s answer to From Dusk Till Dawn .

Rosie is the former editor of Total Film, before she moved to be the Special Edition Editor for the magazine group at Future. After that she became the Movies Editor at Digital Spy, and now she's the UK Editor of Den of Geek. She's an experienced movie and TV journalist, with a particular passion for horror.