12DOVE Verdict
Pros
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Your holy wind
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Your collaboration minutes
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Close to a full half-hour of this
Cons
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Sanitized cultural exploitation
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Touch-screen disobedience
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Your parenting skills if your kid wants this
Why you can trust 12DOVE
Are your eyes bleeding? They should be. Soon the universe will shudder as a fat gash in the earth suddenly tears open to swallow our species, and smiling Satan rockets up from the depths to enslave us. And why? Because it was preordained for this software to be slipshod: an interactive commercial bought by parents too lazy and too negligent to give their child something without Disney’s mark on the box (the logo of the beast). Yet here, God’s law is disemboweled… well, for a few moments.
More info
Genre | Action |
Description | If you want a Shrek fix, you won't have to look far, because it will be on at least one system you own. |
Franchise name | Shrek |
UK franchise name | Shrek |
Platform | "Wii","Xbox 360","PS2","PSP","DS","PC" |
US censor rating | "Everyone 10+","Everyone 10+","Everyone 10+","Everyone 10+","Everyone 10+","Everyone 10+" |
UK censor rating | "","","","","","" |
Release date | 1 January 1970 (US), 1 January 1970 (UK) |
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