Corn Love Forever has the classy kind of sex appeal that can work for anybody: a tender ear of corn forever turning on a spit over a low, sultry fire, occasionally basted by a buttery brush, all with some sexy sax music flirting away in the background. If that doesn't sound like the kind of thing you'd love to witness every time you turn on your PS4 or dip back to the dashboard, I'm not sure we can be friends. Unless you have a corn allergy or something.
The thrilling sequel to the PS3's Corn Love theme, Corn Love Forever is available now for $2.99 on the PlayStation Store. Despite it not featuring any skulls, gas masks, or half-naked cartoon women, it is a real theme that you can buy, verified by resident GR+ Iowan Sam Prell as "a 100-percent accurate representation of corn."
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