Portal 2 toys are delightful, scientifically unsound and morally ambiguous

We keep every potato that comes our way around here, because on the one hand you shouldn't throw away food; but on the other hand, they're potatoes, what the hell do you want us to do with them? Finally ThinkGeek's come up with a decent answer: we can plug them into this PotatOS Science Kit and be authentically berated by a semi-sentient AI semi-powered by the surplus tubers. Thank heaven someone sorted that one out.

Above: Bonus points for not selling a single item (that we could find) pertaining to that damn fake cake

But that's not the only physical manifestation of in-game in-jokes on offer, oh no. This pint-sized Wheatley, promises the site, will not only look after your keys but may attempt to kill you in highly inventive ways. If you're anything like us, you have lifelong friends who'll only live up to half of that potential... and they don't even try to be inventive about it either. It's not the most detailed real-life Wheatley you've ever seen, but then again, neither is it the one most likely to consume three months of your life, so let's call it even.

TOPICS
PRODUCTS
Latest in Puzzle
Key art for in Is This Seat Taken? showing shapes waiting at a bus stop
This puzzle game almost made me want to talk to strangers after its chill Steam Next Fest demo got me hooked on organizing seating charts
Screenshot from Mindwave
This weird WarioWare-like's demo got thousands of positive Steam reviews, and now its Kickstarter's $40,000 goal has been smashed 11 times over
While Waiting screenshot showcasing the main character waiting for class to end with an Indie Spotlight tag in the corner
This puzzle game has done the impossible: waiting around for something to happen has never, ever been this fun
Wilmot Works It Out screenshot showing Wilmot who's a square with a face receiving a delivery of puzzle pieces at the front door
Wilmot Works It Out might be the perfect puzzle game if you hate Jigsaws as much as I do
Green symbols on a computer screen making up a skull and the words "Hacked by Hal"
In a huge win for niche games, this solo dev's 4-hour software adventure has racked up $1 million in revenue
Sutte Hakkun
The obscure SNES puzzler Nintendo originally distributed via satellite broadcast has just been released outside of Japan for the first time on Nintendo Switch Online
Latest in News
Jordan A. Mun looks at herself in a mirror in just a vest in Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet screenshot
5 years after starting development, Neil Druckmann says Naughty Dog's new game Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet is "still evolving and changing as we're making it"
Silent Hill f
After 2 years of silence, the next mainline Silent Hill game is getting a dedicated stream this week with "the latest news"
Original Xbox console
Former Microsoft exec says the first Xbox was killed early in favor of 360 because it was "losing money left right and center," but luckily "we could afford to hemorrhage cash"
A Monster Hunter Wilds character holding binoculars.
Despite Monster Hunter Wilds suffering monstrous performance problems on PC, it still outsold the PS5 and Xbox Series X versions in the US
Jordan A. Mun looks at herself in a mirror in just a vest in Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet screenshot
The Last of Us creator Neil Druckmann says Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet will also be about "being lonely," as if his zombie apocalypse wasn’t isolating enough: "I really want you to be lost"
A screenshot of Jordan drinking a soda during the reveal trailer for Intergalactic: The Hertic Prophet.
Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet is "a game about faith and religion," which Neil Druckmann jokes will surely get less hate than The Last of Us 2