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Who cares if the game is shallow? That's the one human characteristic that glares through all the cold, calculating metal. In fact, it's shallowness that lets us fully appreciate Vanessa as one of the hottest heroines around. The game may be a clunky bastard to control, but as long as we're getting an eyeful of Vanessa and her many wardrobe changes, it can't be all bad. Unless, of course, you prefer ogling the bulk and sinew of the male of the species. There's not much here for you.
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| Genre | Action |
| Description | Talk about style over substance; the surroundings and heroine are far more interesting than the tedious running and gunning. |
| Platform | "GameCube" |
| US censor rating | "Teen" |
| UK censor rating | "" |
| Release date | 1 January 1970 (US), 1 January 1970 (UK) |
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