One place that does offer a warm welcome is Naomi's Lab. Naomi - helpfully described in our translation as "rough nature, violent wording, genius, skin, beautiful woman" - can provide you with new versions of the menacingly beautiful Beam Sword (lightsaber-esque) that's No More Heroes' biggest sell. We're heartened to see a three-digit weapon number on her shop screen - 100 plus swords anyone? More news as it comes.
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