Midgets Vs. Mascots review

If movies in extreme bad taste are your thing, this one's right up your street...

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Some films are good, some are bad. Some are like watching the end of civilisation in slow motion.

Mascots Vs. Midgets, a mockumentary about two teams competing for a multi-million dollar inheritance, falls into the latter category.

It’s a movie that defecates in the shocked open mouth of political correctness with midget porn, alligator wrestling and the late Gary Coleman flooring 6’ 8” former NBA star Scottie Pippen.

If the sight of a female little person getting donkey-kicked by a bloke in a bar makes you guffaw, this one’s for you. Oh, the (in)humanity.

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