Men kissing men
Because we get tired of watching men killing men...
Go! Go! Ackman 3
While we can't understand exactly what's going on in this never-released-outside-of-Japan SNES game, it's pretty obvious that short-ass platforming anti-hero Ackman isn't entirely thrilled about the physical advances of the cod-piece and leather waistcoat wearing beefcake cop.
From what we could tell, this massively gay policeman is the chief of Angel Police (whose ranks seem to consist entirely of gay cops) and is employed by Our Father Who Art in Heaven to capture Ackman, who is actually a demon boy working for the Dark Devil Lord. So, just another run-of-the-mill Japanese game, then.
Fact: Ackman is a manga by Dragon Ball and Dragon Quest artist, Akira Toriyama.
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