Mario's got sole
Shoes with star power in very short supply
OK, so you've got your Mario duvet, your Mario watch and your Mario T-shirt that says 'What happens in the Mushroom Kingdom stays in the Mushroom Kingdom'. Still feel there's something missing? Check these out - Legacy X Nintendo 07 shoes. Yep, Mario themed trainers.
We wouldn't actually advise wearing them. Although we're sure they're good shoes and probably waterproof considering all the plumbing Mario supposedly does, there are only 400 pairs in existence. That means they're collectable. And no-one's going to want a pair if you've worn them, unless a) your name is David Beckham or b) they're a bit funny like that.
The shoes feature power-up stars along the side and a picture of Yoshi on the sole of one shoe and Mario on the other, as though you've accidentally stepped on them while you weren't looking (although they are behind the gel of the sole. And yes, if you look inside the shoe, you'll see a picture of each respective character facing away from you. Clever.
At $120 (about %26pound;60), they're not ridiculously expensive, either, for a collectable. Check them out here.
Above: They are cool, despite the colour scheme. Right? If only they glowed with star power...
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Justin was a GamesRadar staffer for 10 years but is now a freelancer, musician and videographer. He's big on retro, Sega and racing games (especially retro Sega racing games) and currently also writes for Play Magazine, Traxion.gg, PC Gamer and TopTenReviews, as well as running his own YouTube channel. Having learned to love all platforms equally after Sega left the hardware industry (sniff), his favourite games include Christmas NiGHTS into Dreams, Zelda BotW, Sea of Thieves, Sega Rally Championship and Treasure Island Dizzy.