Kids review the darndest games!

Marcus and Spencer made it immediately apparent that they knew their business, and proved to be completely up to date on the biggest titles of the day. Not surprising if you look at those stats on the first page. As if gaming were a divine birthright, both of their first consoles launched when they were still in diapers.

Our HR department specified that we couldn’t let them play any “M for Mature” games. Luckily, they already had! And they weren’t shy about sharing Call of Duty: World at War glitches, Fallout 3 progress, and an invitation to kick our butts in Gears of War 2.

Unreal Tournament III - Marcus

What’s Good: One of the best parts of Unreal was the variety of vehicles. The hoverboard and the goliath are the most fun and best vehicles overall. The Goliath destroys everything in its path and the hoverboard is just fast.

What’s Bad: The downside is that the A.I. make the dumbest choices ever. They usually jump right in front of the heavily armed guy with a link gun.

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