Jersey Shore pinheads shill Just Dance 2

If you just felt the Earth tremble a bit under your feet, it’s because it’s righting itself after the introduction of the following video: a commercial for Ubisoft’s upcoming Wii game, Just Dance 2. The thing is that this particular piece of internet dreck is chock full of crazy. And by that, we mean it stars two of the meat-headed club kids from MTV’s Jersey Shore.


Above: At least they don’t speak

The game industry just became a slightly darker place thanks to Snooki and Ron Ron’s passive association with this product. Leave it to Ubisoft to combine two of the world’s biggest and weirdest guilty pleasures for all of us to marvel at: vapid people on TV, and vapid people waving their arms at a TV. We wish we could look away but... too... powerful...

Oct 14, 2010


We need to take our minds off what we just saw with a dash of cute. Seriously


Perhaps Just Dance 2 should be included on this list. But that’s if it’s “solid,” which may be generous


This is the way the budget is cut, not with a bang but with a whimper

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