Jeremy Clarkson better than Cortana: Official. Forza 4's Top Gear Warthog commentary proves this
Just what the hell is a burst-proof, single-unit nanoskeleton, anyway?
So the Halo 4 Warthog is in Forza 4 as a (tragically non-driveable) easter egg. Exciting, no? Yes of course it is. What isn't too exciting, however, is Cortana's rather dull vehicle commentary from the game's car-porn Auto Vista mode. Nice that she's in there, of course, and she makes an effort with a nice, typically overblown anecdote of the epic awe and majesty of everyone's favourite balloon-wheeled buggy, but regardless her voice-over is bit on the monotonous side.
Well fear not, because the boorish, ozone-hating, first man of British motoring, Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson, has recorded an alternative. It's far more amusing, though might make the more reverent Halo obsessive a bit sad. Though that's sort of amusing too.
August 31, 2011
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