Are you an aspiring member of a rising Italian American crime organisation? Want to take your seat at the don's table, but find yourself coming up short in the lingo department? Then you should consider Mr. Pegorino's valuable vocabulary class.Once you join you'll soonbe cracking wise like the best of goodfellas. Satisfaction guaranteed or 'a mysterious bullet in the head and a pair of cement shoes' back.
Above: Don't fear Mr. Mafia Hood. Never again will you need to fear a situation like this with the Peg's comprehensive class
Now you too can be that two dimensional foreigner you’ve always seen in sex comedies, with Bernie Crane’s guide to becoming a massive stereotype. A formergrizzled war veteran, Mr. Crane saw the error of his ways and embraced life as a walking cliché. So sign up now and learn how to become as obvious and one note as possible, with this extensive programme.
Above: Mr. Crane's class comes with bonusstudies in becoming the best French stereotype you can be
Officially the best biology lesson you'll ever have.
Above: Field trips always prove
educational for all involved
Apr 12, 2010
