Helldivers 2 players are closing in on their first "permanent" win in the bug war, so surely nothing will go horribly wrong when game master Joel presses a big red button
"Breaking: Helldivers to permanently contain bugs"
Good job, recruits. Helldivers 2 players have descended on four "high-priority" planets to deploy a grid of Termicide dispensers that should shut down the local bug population for good, and the latest report from developer Arrowhead indicates the community is about to "permanently contain bugs."
"With Termicide dispersion towers now installed across the barrier planets, the Helldivers have begun operations to fully operate the Terminid Control System," a full-fat news broadcast from the Helldivers 2 Twitter declares. "The Termicide is proving extremely effective, with experts saying the benefits to the local ecology far outweigh the loss of some native species."
You hear that? The Agent Orange cockroach spray currently fumigating entire planets is a good thing! Local ecology be damned; they should embrace democracy and die proud like the rest of us. Still not convinced? Well, consider this, you skeptical monster: "After the break, a child with terminal radiation poisoning gets a surprise visit from their greatest hero." That hero appears to be freeze-dried Helldiver #27882970. Come on, kid. Aim higher.
Breaking: Helldivers To Permanently Contain Bugs#StrohmannNews pic.twitter.com/QLRQbtQxovMarch 13, 2024
What does this mean for the warfront? Well, from the phrasing around this TCS campaign, coupled with the tone of this news cast, it appears that Helldivers 2 is actually nearing a serious milestone in its forever war. Will we actually rid this sector of bugs? Like, for real? Maybe! But I'm not celebrating just yet. I can't put my finger on it, but there's something suspicious about this broadcast. More importantly, Helldivers 2 game master Joel is too crafty to let the TCS go off without a hitch.
If we're lucky, the aftermath of this battle may see the release of new planets to replace the ones we've ticked off the conquest list. Today's news cast does notably specify that "a newly identified solar system may have up to three suitable planets for colonization," after all. It also says a "new bill would temporarily grant pet fish authorization to Class C citizens," but don't worry about that. This is serious and important news.
If we're less lucky, we may get new types of bugs who've adapted and mutated Radroach-style in response to our biological warfare. They're already flying, folks, and this would certainly line up with the fairly well-reasoned theory that a mega-bug from the original game is about to make its debut. Whatever Joel has in store, it's sure to be a lethal spectacle, and possibly the biggest turning point since Helldivers 2's launch. For now, all we can do is spread that Termicide with the same vigor that Super Earth spreads propaganda.
Helldivers 2 was designed to make players feel like "no single person can do this alone" as its director believes a great co-op game "makes players want to play together."
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