12DOVE Verdict
Pros
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Being a one-person band
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Strumming the hours away
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Not ever playing story mode
Cons
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Worthless music video editing mode
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Excruciatingly-paced story
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Weak minigames
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Dec 10, 2007
We’re not supposed to be nodding our heads and tapping our feet whilst a cartridge of Hannah Montana: Music Jam is nestled in our DS. At the same time that we’re strumming guitars, playing slap bass, blasting out drum beats and wailing through blues solos; the vacant, dead-doll-eyes of Hannah Montana watch us from the game box’s cover, and her gleaming white-toothed open-mouthed smile appears to be emitting derisive laughter at our shame.
More info
| Genre | Children's |
| Description | It's too bad that a fairly awesome music making game is hidden inside a package no self-respecting music-minded gamer would buy. |
| Platform | "DS" |
| US censor rating | "Everyone" |
| UK censor rating | "" |
| Release date | 1 January 1970 (US), 1 January 1970 (UK) |
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