Polyphony, shame on you for not making your game look better. Boo!
Above: Call that writing? It's just a collection of bump-mapped pixellation
Above: And there was me thinking the Audi logo was made of circles
Above: New Accord Tourer, advertised with 1996's graphics technology
Above: Two crossed polygons for trees? You really are SPOILING US
Above: Omigod you can see every angle on those 'circular' exhaust pipes
Above: Yum, stretched tree canopies and stickers for traffic lights
Above: Mirrors reflect the scenery but not thecar they're stuck on. Classy
Above: Those railings are made of paper. Well, paper and fuzziness
Now look at the full screenshots they came from.
Honestly, you'd think they'd try harder, wouldn't you?
NOTE: In case you can't tell, we're being sarcastic. It looks friggin' INCREDIBLE and we're still hoping it'll come out this side of 2056.
22 Mar, 2010
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