To keep things fair and balanced, we consulted with more than one visionary. It took some convincing, but after an almost inappropriate amount of kneeling, we landed effing Zoltar! Famous for enlarging Tom Hanks, he had plenty of good fortune to dispense towards our favorite gaming platforms. Although Zoltar had a strange tendency to refer to every inanimate console as a "man" his predictions are no less prophetic. Read on, if you dare.
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Zoltar warns about the balance time between work and friends. But with the absurd success the portable is seeing, we'd be surprised if they can still discern who their friends are perched way up on that volcano of cash insiders have taken to calling Mt. Revenue. It's like Puff says: Mo' Moneycorrespondsto anexponentialmagnitude ofdilemma.(paraphrasing)
We mean no offense to the robotic swami, but we may take issue with the troubling passage likening the DS to a "tree whose branches are numerous but whose roots are few," since Nintendo's about their roots if they’re about anything. But the line concerning being of humble standing, as opposed to a great person who "lacks food on the table" resonates strongly as clear plea for more Cooking Mama.
