Above: We get it, X is a letter. And why, Konami, do we need your full address in this ad?
Above: Shhh! Don’t tell them the game is unbeatable
Above: These two refuse to end their feud unless they can do it wire-free
Above: “This infrared light is SO versatile!”
Above: A wireless controller so liberating, both you and your hat will float
Above: Firstly this has great sound effects, “BTING! POW!” Secondly, reading this guide will drive you insane
Above: Thanks for the warning ad, but it came far too late
Above: This isn’t a basketball game, it’s a lynching
Above: You see kids, in the early 90s it was very important for us to know what sport Bo Jackson liked the most, don’t ask us why
Above: It’s a shame that kids today, with their iPods and tiny cell phones, will never know the pleasure of these garish monstrosities
Above: “This book will help me defeat the Accordion Lizard!” Bonus joke: this dungeon has good taste in book ends
Feb 4, 2009
We pilfer the archives and dig up some disturbing, surreal and utterly confusing adverts
It's not just bad, it completely misses the point
Solid Snake became a ripe old git – what if other characters went the same way?
