Above: The truth is many kill themselves when faced with playing this game
Above: Guess we weren’t the only ones whose mothers made us wear a helmet indoors
Above: Is this what the publisher thinks Chinese people look like?
Above: We’re guessing this game is about killing penguins, a noble pursuit
Above: That alien design is so original; it just screams “alien”
Above: He’s such a renegade he breaks his own logo
Above: The mutation makes them look and sound worse, and can only be played two at a time
Above: The ultimate dragon slayer is love
Above: At last, a game that will beat up your dad
Above: That’s Elway’s thinking face, which he must employ to best a stereotypical nerd
Above: Yes it’s the legendary Fabio cover to this long forgotten game, because kids love Fabio
