Forget Halo - Horsez is the best game ever
Rabid consumers line up to defend their paltry pet games
How should the eternal struggle betweencats and dogsbe resolved? No, not with Jeff Goldblum's infallible leadership. It should be settled on the virtual battlefieldz. Each animal getz two gamez for this - the final showdown between fake cat and fake dog.
-Catz-
EB Games says:
"Catz is a pet simulation game that lets owners name, train and play with adorable kittens."
They say:
"Yes, it's true that we can buy accessories for our cats, but we can't put them on!" - PangZz28
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I think they're meant for the cat...
"The cat does not response us, and it seems like it doesn't have emotion at all. It just sits or lays around all day and there's nothing you can do about it." - PangZz28
So, it's like a normal cat then?
-Purr Pals-
EB Games says:
"Customize your kitten with limitless choices. Compete in fun mini-games with you kitten."
They say:
"The purrs and meows are soo realistic, even my cats were sniffing around my DS looking for the virtual cat!" - MewMew
If you pried yourself away from the DS, you might realize they're sniffing for food. Delicious, neglected food.
"I love cats!!! Can't wait to see the discription and the cover!!! GOOD GOING GAME MAKERS!!!" - Nikki
I NOES LOLZ!
-Dogz-
EB Games says:
"The duel screen allows the player to see what the dog is doing even if she isnt in the same room."
They said:
"You have to wait like 7 hours before you can even go on a walk, your puppy doesn't even look half real, and IT'S ALL CARTOON!!!!!!" - Nintendogs Fan
If you want the dog to look real, perhaps you should visit a shelter.
"Tihs game looks so fun because i love dogs. I bet this would be gone in one day." - nvs
What is it about that last part that makes this comment seem so ominous?
-Nintendogs-
EB Games says:
"Pick from more than 15 of the most popular dog breeds, then care for and train the puppy using the touch screen and microphone."
They say:
"Nintendogs is a very simple but advanced game. best game on earth besides the mario,diddy kong,kirby,yoshi,and peach games." - Chy
So it's easily difficult and the seventh best game ever?
"this is wat i said to my mom when it came out! " o.m.g i really need to get this game." she said ok." - a customer
Thanks for the update!
Who wins? The emotionless catz put up an unenthused, lethargic fight, but Nintendogs makes this an unfair battle. Plus Dogz has an extra "duel" screen.