Cops Bust the Merchant
Hey, here’s an idea: Let’s dress up as the merchant from Resident Evil 4 and film ourselves talking like an NPC to random people who never play videogames. That’ll be funny right? Let’s also make sure that the guy playing the merchant has absolutely no skill at responding to people who actually acknowledge his creepy impression and freakish existence, ensuring that this one-joke sketch gets old before it started.
It sounds okay as far as mediocre fan film premises go. But once we saw this gamer comedy crew interrupting peaceful pizza goers, we got seriously pissed.
Above: If you mess with someone’s pizza experience, you might get arrested
Nothing, and we mean nothing, should stand between a person and their pizza. But it’s worth seeing these unfunny folks make fools of themselves for the end when the cops roll in, and they realize that interrupting the production and purchasing of delicious pizza is no laughing matter once the law gets involved.
Below: Watch the merchant run from the coppers
