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Red Shark

1982

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Yet another dated helicopter game, only this time, there’s a twist! You’re a pilot from 2010 whisked back to WWII to - yes - kill Nazis, BUT ALSO pull the rug out from under your Russian allies in hopes of making a better, Commie-free six months from now. Either way, you’ll travel from Russia to Egypt with nary a shark to be seen.

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Pool Shark

1977 – 2003

WHAT IS IT?


Any parlor game with a remote chance of a hustle appears to have no problem misusing the name of these proud predators. Just because some idiot is adept at billiards doesn’t make him “a shark.” Would you call Kobe Bryant a “Basketball Shark?” Of course you wouldn’t! Besides, sharks kill only for food and fun, and very rarely for rent money and airtime on ESPN2.

Above: Daa dum… Daa dum… Oh wait, it’s just some dipshit with a pool cue

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Above: The metaphor is, like, there for those who choose to see it, maaan

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