Christmas Crackers - Part Seven

Part Seven - Fun, filth and fighting

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Battle Royale: Movie Aliens Vs. Real Life Animals

Earth's mightiest animals square off against cinematic space invaders

30 Funniest Movie Jokes

Great gags, perfect puns and lewd laugh-grabbers...

The 50 Funniest Movie Moments

Watch all fifty, right here. Guffawing guaranteed...

The 28 Most Horrifying Movie Moments

Can you handle them all? See the pics, watch the vids...

18 Rare And Unseen Star Wars Shots

These are the pictures you are looking for...

10 Unfortunate Movie Titles

Not as funny - or filthy - as they sound...

The 50 Most Awesome Movie Fights... EVER!

Arnie, Sly, Van Damme, Seagal and the Rancor...

20 Greatest Horror Films You've Never Seen

Zombies, psychos and ghouls you've yet to be shocked by...

14 Sexiest Movie Birds

Grab your binoculars and follow us...

100 Reasons To Embrace Movies In 2010

Total Film presents the Future 100...

Have your own favourites of the year? Let us know!

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