12DOVE Verdict
Pros
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Gore-splattering boss fights
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Earth-killing destruction
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Pretty places and proficient physics
Cons
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Not consistently marvelous
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The non-existent AI
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No replay value
Why you can trust 12DOVE
Because Americans are addicted to ultra-slaughter, apocalyptic demolition, raunch culture, and corny movie dialogue, here’s the value meal combo game the U.S. public has been clamoring for. So what if they stared at a flickering box while advertisers commanded them to clamor for it. It’s yours for only one tiny payment of $49.99!
More info
Genre | Action |
Description | Sadly, you'll toil through much mediocrity to unveil the awesome. |
Platform | "Xbox 360" |
US censor rating | "Mature" |
UK censor rating | "" |
Release date | 1 January 1970 (US), 1 January 1970 (UK) |
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