12DOVE Verdict
Pros
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There is nothing to love here
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It's a funless wasteland
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With no love to give
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it will only take
Cons
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Feeling like an empty shell after playing
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It may actually ruin Harry Potter for you
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It may ruin your hope for humanity
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Nov 27, 2007
The umpteenth Data Design attempt at "throw and see if it sticks" is the most grueling. From rehashes of platforming monstrosities we're thrust into JK Rowling-troubling broomstick racing. Actually, 'racing' is a tad generous, implying some sense of control and pacing. This is more like a careening simulator, plonking a hideous piece of knock-off Harry Potter character art on a stick and asking you to steer by twisting the nunchuk.
Watching your glitchy avatar rotate in thin air like the remote pointer hand on the Wii menu may raise a sneering smile, but the rest of this detritus will do its best to kick it off your face.
More info
| Genre | Racing |
| Description | The term 'racing' is a tad generous, implying some sense of control and pacing. This is more like a careening simulator, with hideous knock-off Harry Potter art. |
| Platform | "Wii" |
| US censor rating | "" |
| UK censor rating | "3+" |
| Release date | 1 January 1970 (US), 1 January 1970 (UK) |
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