Bionic Commando (Next Gen)

Quote of the week: “You’ve obviously never had a hot grandfather.”

Quote of the week: “I can’t wait to hear on 60 Minutes about an ecstasy bust at the technodrome.”

See what happens when Capcom loans us a one-of-a-kind prop

Two editors kick everyone else’s ass at zip-liney deathmatching for the answer

Enjoy 10 barely serviceable pictures illustrating why we think a real Bionic Arm would be the Best Thing Ever

Knee-jerk reviews after ten minutes' play-time. As is only right and proper.

Hands-on with the 10-player fragfest left us with two opposing points of view

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