John_Learned
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You wish you thought of this minimalist Street Fighter 2 art
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Simple? Yes. But in that elegant, super-artsy abstract classy kind of way.
Billy Mitchell retakes Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr world records, still can't resist being an ass
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Arcade gaming's super villain reclaims top scores, celebrates to the sound of one hand fapping
Cult-favorite developer Treasure creating 3D action shooter
By John_Learned published
Don't even feign surprise. But excitement? Totally appropriate
New NBA Jam bound for PS3/ 360, but only kind-of
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The catch? It'll cost you the $60 for another game
Tell the internet you want this shirt
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It will conjure awesome for you
This leaked Marvel vs Capcom 3 character roster is probably bunk, is missing Galactus
By John_Learned published
…and Venom, Dan, Mega Man, Hawkeye, Psylocke, Hiryu, Servbot, Mephisto, Spider-Ham…
Biggest effing a-hole on the planet wants to eBay some poor kid his red ringed 360
By John_Learned published
Why is it still not legal to beat scumbags like this unconscious?
New Dragon Age DLC will hit the underground
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As in dwarves and golems, not cheesy 90s techno
Square Enix's Halo: Reach figures
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Square Enix merchandise department breaking away from Final Fantasy figures to tackle Halo: Reach
Sony's free PS3/PSP movie rental for Comic-Con is… Godzilla 2000?
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Sometimes, Wednesday is a weirdo. In an effort to promote this weekend’s San Diego Comic Convention, Sony has put the film Godzilla 2000 on the Playstation Store to rent free of charge...
STERN producing Avatar pinball game
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Evidently, pinball still exists. I just lost a bet
Worst Dad on planet uses baby to steal two Xbox 360s
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Seriously, this is the kind of thing that weakens our faith in humanity
What the hell is this Bayonetta statue supposed to be doing?
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Pilates? Wide-legged squats? A deuce in the woods?
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