Elephants (Medal of Honor )
You can't help it. You've always got a gun in your hand in Medal of Honor. So when you come across the elephant in the Bridge On The River Kwai level, the only way of interacting with the gentle giant is to shoot it a few times. Affectionately. It's the closest you've got to a "stroke"button.
Fortunately, you can't kill the elephant. If you did, it would make the level completely impossible. You can, however, look at its big friendly eyes through the eye of a sniper scope and fire endless rounds into its invincible corneas. If you really want to fell an elly buy Cabela's African Safari where everything's fair game. You sicko.
Above: For godsakes man, they're elephants... ELEPHANTS! Have a heart
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