A brief history of missile rides
How we learned to stop worrying and love gaming's most impossibly extreme sport
Missile riding has a history that predates videogames, though. While most credit the 1964 film Dr. Strangelove and its notorious bomb ride with pioneering the concept, many historians estimate the very first missile ride actually took place sometime around 1800 BCE, when Egyptian sky-god Horus joy-rode through the streets of Thebes to impress his friends.
Above: Thoth, pictured at right, is widely credited with inventing the word ‘BADASS’ to describe the incident
Since then, the concept was largely restricted to comic books, with indestructible superheroes riding missiles for the sake of splashy cover images.
Above: Images fromComic Coverage
Still, only two forms of media can really imbue the irrational act of missile-riding with the speed and dynamism it deserves, and of those two, only videogames have really bothered. What follows is a quick recounting of the (surprisingly) large handful of times this absurd pastime has lit up our screens over the years.
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