Above: OH MY GOD THAT'S BRIGHT! What the hell kind of an apocalyptic light engine could be generating such a glow?
Above: Oh. Right. That little thing in the middle then
Above: Is he a colleague inviting you into a lift, or a near-future Amsterdam sex worker looking for business?
Above: Loading screen. Another statement of intent. This is about to get far worse, isn't it?
Above: Yes, yes it is, if this is how they choose to light the interior of their corporate transport
Above: Note how in Syndicate's world, looking directly into the sun causes less glare than a tiny lightbulb in an all brick and concrete warehouse
Above: Bloom lighting is such a big deal here, they even have people made out of it
Above: There's so much bloom in this room that these men actually died from it
Above: Not even your magic robo-eyes can filter out the bloom. Not even robo-eyes!
Above: Seriously, how does anyone even manage to work here? How do they even make it to the same office two days in a row?
Above: Behold! The brightest-lit air-vent crawl in all of video games!
Super Mario 64 speedrunners thought a trick that requires landing on a spot "the width of a red blood cell" was virtually impossible - now it's been done blindfolded
Behold, Super Mario 64 speedrunners can do "an absurdly lengthy and precise series" of 41 button presses to make Mario stand underwater: "This has no known practical purpose"
