56 eye-melting screens of the most hilariously over-the-top bloom lighting in video game history
Nurse! Our eyes!
Above: Flourescent light. Dark environment. Bit of horizonal light-bleed. Borderline plausible
Above: Oh. Forget what I just said. I was wrong. Oh so wrong
Above: Could I toggle to "Not being stabbed in the eyes with red-hot pokers" mode instead?
Above: Wow. Full-screen bloom, two different colours, "God Rays" and gooey side-eye blur. Syndicate's lighting artist has the front cover of his C.V. nailed with this one
Above: Seriously, how do I switch modes?
Above: With lighting like this, of course people are going to fall downstairs. It's just not safe
Above: There's a reason Lou Reed didn't sing "Shiny shiny, shiny bits of concrete". It isn't
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Above: There's a man shooting at me through this doorway. Can you see him? No neither can I. That's why I'm getting shot. THANKS SYNDICATE!

Super Mario 64 speedrunners thought a trick that requires landing on a spot "the width of a red blood cell" was virtually impossible - now it's been done blindfolded

Behold, Super Mario 64 speedrunners can do "an absurdly lengthy and precise series" of 41 button presses to make Mario stand underwater: "This has no known practical purpose"