Risky Business (1983)
Original Line: "Just say 'fuck'. If you can't say it, you can't do it."
Edited Version: "Just say 'hell'. If you can't say it, you can't do it."
Ummm, advice to live by.
Caddyshack (1980)
Original Line: “Hey everybody! Let's all get laid!”
Edited Version : “Hey everybody! Let's all take a shower!”
Which doesn't exactly clean this line up, does it?
The Matrix (1999)
Original Line: "If Morpheus had told us the truth, we would have told him to shove that red pill right up his ass!"
Edited Version : "If Morpheus had told us the truth, we would have told him to shove that red pill right up his ear!"
Give a whole new meaning to the term 'earful'.
Blade: Trinity (2004)
Original Line: "That tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air-conditioning systems, you cock-juggling thundercunt!"
Edited Version: "That tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now? It's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air-conditioning systems, you crock-juggling chunderbump!"
Ryan Reynolds gets censored for TV and is even less coherent than usual.
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Original Line: "He was masturbating, he was masturbating!"
Edited Version: “Franks and Beans, Franks and Beans!”
Which is actually a recipe involving the unholy marriage of hot dogs and beans in a stew.
Clearly Mary's brother is a fan...
The Exorcist (1973)
Original Line: “Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.”
Edited Version: “Your mother knits socks that smell.”
Unbelievably sinister.
Ghostbusters (1984)
Original Line: "We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!"
Edited Version: "What a knockabout of pure fun that was."
Perhaps the worst example of Bowdlerisation ever – particularly insulting because the cast actually recorded this alternate version.
We thought better of them.
Scarface (1983)
Original Line: "This town is one big pussy just begging to be fucked."
Edited Version: "This town is one big chicken just begging to be plucked."
Which, obviously, makes so much more sense.
Pineapple Express (2008)
Original Line: Seth Rogen yells: “You're an asshole. That's all you are; an asshole.”
Edited Version: Seth Rogen yells: “You're a casserole! That's all you are; a casserole.”
Even funnier is James Franco's embittered response. “I'M NOT A CASSEROLE!”
You tell him, Franco.
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Original Line: “I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes on this mother-fucking plane!”
Edited Version: “I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane!”
So funny that we wish this was in the actual movie.
There's a new Mummy movie on the way from the director of Evil Dead Rise and I just want to know if Blumhouse has called Brendan Fraser yet
Marvel Rivals made Jeff the Land Shark so stinkin' adorable that the MCU is bringing him on as an official hero: "We're all Jeff fans around here. Man is he fun to play"
