11. You’re giving your mother a sleep dart for her birthday, because all the cool moms have one.
12. You wish that D.Va had her own Twitch stream.
13. You spent more money on in-game loot boxes than on real-world candy during the Halloween event…
14. …plus you’ve already got your costume on lock for this year.
15. At the gym, you feel like you’d burn loads more calories if your trainer had pink hair.
16. You made a cashier decidedly uncomfortable by referring to clothes shopping as “getting a new skin.”
17. When you pick sniper in other shooters, your KDR bombs because you got used to having infinite ammo and always forget to reload.
18. Just kidding, you haven’t played any other shooters since Overwatch came out.
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