101 Skyrim Tweets

In-game ProTips

Super Hint: Most of the inhabitants of Skyrim have pretty severe peanut allergies, so choose mainly weapons with peanut attributes.
@JhonenV

Last night I parked my horse in a bad neighborhood and a bear killed it.
@adamdorsey

Dear residents of Skyrim, I judge you based on the books you have in your home.
@aeazel

Fell into a cage in Skyrim. Smug wizard: "Ah yes! This will b- AAARGH." He forgot about bows.
@Pentadact

So remember, in Skyrim it's not theft if you murder first.
@Rikonius

Learning what strange ingredients do the hard way. Sticking it in my mouth.
@Seductivpancake

Trying to explain to @juleshwright that I've just spent 2 hours hunting deer and using their hides to make high fashion
@mondomovie

I could swear that eating dragon turds in Skyrim made you stronger.
@godofacorns

Well my trusty horse in #Skyrim died. He stepped on a small animal and was launched off a cliff. Geometry: The Silent Killer.
@GoSuDoa

Is this real life?

A lot of cooking recipes in #Skyrim use salt which boost healing. That means if I add salt to everything I eat, I'll become healthier!
@MoogleDee

All you guys taking today off for Skyrim is making is difficult for those of us with legitimate colds.
@robinyang

Took a good nap. My strategy for beating jetlag moving forward: Skyrim.
@Rhoulette

10 pushups every time I lose a Battlefield match or gain a level in Skyrim
@eyesackversion4

…and my mom just ruined my afternoon plans by showing up and asking to play Skyrim.
@XanderSliwinski

*really wants to play Skyrim* *Wishes her dad wasn't such a gamer*
@LadyCoffeeBeans

Above: My friend just mimed killing dragons in Skyrim in the middle of the restaurant. Yep. She's a cool broad.@BDRAnneLewis

I'm going to learn how to lucid dream so I can play Skyrim while I sleep as well.
@sirmitchell

Skyrim is saving me a heap of money, since I no longer have time for eating food or wearing clothes.
@pressdarling

Heard Fuchsia's heartbeat at the 25 Week checkup. In 2011-style parenting, I thought: "That sounds like my horse running in Skyrim."
@adembskibowden

Makes you think

I want to learn the Draconic language from Skyrim. Step 1: learn the differences between all 14 vowels based on insubstantial examples.
@CheeseWarlock

Being broke is actually convenient: I have no time for anything but Skyrim. Seriously, how much content can be packed into one game!?!?!?
@chaingunpope

Today, a brave, young wood elf began his adventure in #Skyrim, and all of history would come to know his name... "Lulzynuts."
@abortedclone

My wife just killed a bear in Skyrim who was carrying 9gp. I don't want to know where he was carrying 9gp.
@gameism

Why do I always end up in the Dark Brotherhood? For Talos' sake! I'm a hammer wielding lizard named Baked Potato (B'hakd Pitaatu)!
@CuddlyDraugr

Above: "Why are dragons easier to kill than bears?" "Dude, you're Dragonborn, not Bearborn."
@machallboyd

Skyrim is helping me beat my alcoholism.
@CrimsonGhost81

How does #skyrim have sewers but no bathrooms?
@acegiak